I was walking along, minding my business in downtown San Francisco last night when a young, professional looking woman approached me and gave me her card (see picture). She seemed so sweet and friendly so I did something I hardly ever do, which was take it.
Strange woman: Hi Miss, I want to give you my card.
Me: (staring at her blankly)
Strange woman: I'm a psychic. I don't usually do this, but you have a really strong energy.
Me: Oh. Thanks.
Strange woman: No really, I can feel it. It's all around you.
When we parted I noticed her card says she "specializes in all problems," which means she really has the potential to help me out in just about any arena of my life. I've never considered going to a psychic before, but then again, how do you know when you should? Does she know how I can get an iPhone before it's released? Does she know why my computer sometimes gets insanely hot and sometimes stays cool? Does she know the name of the cute guy who smiles at me on the bus? Or does she just want to make a quick buck off my insecurities?

Whatever she does, punctuation is not her strong point. There shouldn't be an apostrophe in the word "readings". I actually make it a point to not do business with people who can't spell or punctuate. Except eBay shenanigans with my brother, but that's a whole other story.